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Song Parodies -> "Clings to You"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Clings to You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Spider silk armor is here!
Clings, clings to you
Lighter than Kevlar- bulletproof
Stronger than steel- true*
Dragon Silk will prove
To be a tech we can use

Clings, clings to you
Lighter than Kevlar- bulletproof
Stronger than steel- true
Dragon Silk will prove
To be a tech we can use

Spider silk spliced
DNA used
Into goat milk a sight
Strained and then removed
Woven strands then glued

Clings, clings to you
Lighter than Kevlar- bulletproof
Stronger than steel- true
Dragon Silk will prove
To be a tech we can use

Clings, clings to you
Lighter than Kevlar- bulletproof
Stronger than steel- true
Dragon Silk will prove
To be a tech we can use
* 10x Kevlar strength, 12x steel strength, max elasticity defeats Kinetic energy of rounds, any caliber
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Patrick - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Sounds like great stuff. Looks like it will be a while before I get to wear any of it, though.
Rob Arndt - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, a woven spidersilk vest costs around $250K right now! A full body suit around $1 million. No Army nor Police can afford that right now.

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