Song Parodies -> "Rancid Foods"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Rancid Foods"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some foods just don't keep long...

Rancid, rancid foods
Oily nuts no good
White flour toxic goo
So please, throw our these foods
Before they affect you

Rancid, rancid foods
Oily nuts no good
White flour toxic goo
So please, throw our these foods
Before they affect you

Vitamins lost
Cereals no good
Crackers gone soft
Cooking oil now crude

Rancid, rancid foods
Oily nuts no good
White flour toxic goo
So please, throw our these foods
Before they affect you

Rancid, rancid foods
Oily nuts no good
White flour toxic goo
So please, throw our these foods
Before they affect you

Keep: honey, maple syrup, dried beans, instant coffee, hard liquor, sugar, cornstarch, salt, rice, white vinegar, and real vanilla extract.

They stay good...

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Jonathan Spurlock - January 23, 2018 - Report this comment

Very well said!

Rob Arndt - January 23, 2018 - Report this comment

I cleaned out the Fridge the other day and the cupboards ;-)

Beatle Baby - January 24, 2018 - Report this comment

Very well said. Good meter, pace, rhyming. Since the Beatles are British, the word "crackers" is used to denote something else in the UK. You know that, doncha?

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