Song Parodies -> "Bunch of Fools"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Bunch of Fools"

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The Lyrics

More wacky conspiracy theories...

Bunch, bunch of fools
Belief in Time Cubes*
None of which is true
Don't let them explain it to you
Freaks! Bunch of fools!

Bunch, bunch of fools
Siri knows all end-time truths
Gates of Hades opened too
July 24, 2014 she said, an untruth
Still smiled the prophets of doom!

Stargate of Saddam
The Beatles no one knew**
Weather-wise manips by Obam***
Pyramids built by Dino crews!!!

Bunch, bunch of fools
Earth is flat they'll tell you
And Reptilians rule
No moon landings, Pentagon hit by cruise****
Tupac Machiavelli ruse...

And more!!!

Bunch, bunch of fools
Flee from facts and truth
Pretend with fake views
Anything to make the news
There is no moon
And lame hidden planet Nibiru
These people all have screws... loose!!!

* the belief that one day is actually 4 days combined
** They never existed. A revolving cast of nearly identical actors played them over the decades!
*** Obama used secret USAF technology to cause weather disasters in times of scandal to draw attention away!
**** Cruise missile, not an airliner

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Patrick - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment

The CIA, FBI, Fidel Castro, Texas oil men, Lyndon Johnson all opened fire from the grassy knoll and shot JFK. Just like Nostradamus said they would. Jesus married Mary Magdalene and his descendants live in France to this day. The Knights Templar buried their treasure on an island in Canada. Harland and Wolff took all the nameplates off the unfinished "Titanic", placed them on the damaged "Britannic" and scuttled the ship at sea to collect the insurance money. Hitler is still alive in Argentina.

Rob Arndt - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment

Britannic was originally supposed to be called Gigantic, even though H&W later denied it. The ship took a mine hit left by U-73 a month before. Lusitania was also sunk in 1915 by U-20 and helped bring America into the war even though it was carrying arms and munitions into a war zone; hence, the secondary explosion. As for Hitler, declassified documents now prove he escaped to Argentina and died sometime in the 1960s. Peron only issued the Nazis 4000 Visas and yet 70,000 eventually made it there (49 U-boats were missing postwar and recorded by the Argentine Navy frequently into the 1950s)!

Jonathan Spurlock - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment

A pair of hilarious comments. Nice work, guys! But I need to make this brief lest one of the agencies keeps track of my keystrokes . . . . Question: with the gigantic data warehouse, will Utah's new nickname be the "Keystroke State (apologies to Pennsy and the keystone crowd!)"

Rob Arndt - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment

The Intelligence Community Comprehensive National Cybersecurity Initiative Data Center or ICCNCIDC is no laughing matter! Oh wait... yes, it is!!!

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