Song Parodies -> "Let Me Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Let Me Pee"

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The Lyrics

Lennie and the other guys who've been in the hospital many times can relate...? I only had it done once and hated it.

When I find myself in the hospital
And I can't go wee
Nothing's worse than a catheter
Let me pee

God, how humiliating
But the nurse just smiles at me
Hope they have a long one
For my ure(thra)!

(Chorus)
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
Forget that awful tubing
Let me pee!

It looks like a damn cable
Shoved up inside of me
Hurts like a Motherf-cker
Let me pee!

Damn! Already inserted
So my bladder does thus release
Remove this wicked piping
Let me pee

(Chorus) [x3]

And when I complain so loudly
The doctor just laughs at me
"Will it come out tomorrow?"
Doc says, "we shall see..."

Uncomfortable and sick
Removal did scratch me
Blood drops in the toilet bowl
Hurts to pee!

(Chorus) [x3]

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