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Song Parodies -> "No TP"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No TP"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When my food is indigestible
And I poop a Number 3
And the toilet roll is spinning
No TP!

Out in public or at my house
No 2-ply of to speak
And I can't stop sh-tting
No TP!

No TP! No TP! No TP! No TP!
How my butthole is burning
No TP!

A household of thoughtless people
Not a roll from Dollar Tree
Someone must be made to answer
No TP!

No emergency rolls spotted
Under the cabinet, under the sink I do seek
Bowel smells like a sewer
No TP!

(Chorus) [x3]

The bathroom is so smelly
Not a single panel do I see
Must use a hand towel
No TP!

Nothing smells so putrid
All that sh-t came out of me
Going to Costco for a 24 pack
No TP!

(Chorus) [x3]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Cornholio - December 03, 2017 - Report this comment
I need TP for my bunghole!

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