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Song Parodies -> "I Want to Mould Your Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Mould Your Hands"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Building a lovebot!
Oh yeah, an artificial plaything
From Asia, in demand
But I can make my own creation
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands

Oh please, let me be
I'm a needy sort of man
Can't you see, my strong demand
A wig from human hair strands
AI epistemic memory in a can
I wanna mould you to plan

And when I touch you, I feel naughty
Creepy
Synthetic flesh so soft to touch
Your soft thighs
Your blue eyes
A smile so wide

Oh yeah, an artificial plaything
From Asia, in demand
But I can make my own creation
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands

And when I touch you, I feel naughty
Creepy
Synthetic flesh so soft to touch
Your soft thighs
Your blue eyes
A smile so wide

Yeah, you'll be a special something
Always in demand
On tenterhooks I'm hanging
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands
I wanna mould your hands
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Jeff Reuben - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Interesting take. Well crafted

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