Song Parodies -> "Who will She Be?"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Who will She Be?"

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The Lyrics

For Dynasty fans... Identity of Alexis being kept secret with the new series...

The new "Dynasty" is in trouble
Too much diversity
Alexis actress is a secret
Who will she be?

Crystal is now Hispanic
Sammy Joe is Gay- hey LGBT!
Alexis actress is a secret
NOT a Colby!

Who will she be? Who will she be? Who will she be?
Hopefully not a Negro,
Liz Hurley???

Most White folks love the memory
The show was about power & greed
'80s gross materialism
It did succeed

In 1985 Number 1 charted
All the star publicity
Alexis actress is a secret
Who will she be?

[x3]
Who will she be? Who will she be? Who will she be?
Hopefully not an Asian,
Liz Hurley???

The show needs better ratings
On Fallon they do feed
Alexis now is coming
Who will she be?

The new show is re-imaged
And that's what bothers me
Alexis actress is a secret
Who will she be?

[x3]
Who will she be? Who will she be? Who will she be?
Maybe Heather Locklear,
Wait and see...

In the original series, Alexis (Joan Collins) appeared on the last episode of Season 1.

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