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Song Parodies -> "Cunny"

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The Beatles

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The Lyrics

I was listening to John Lennon moaning "That's what I want" on the song "Money" and I got to thinking, "What else could get a fella to moan like that?" I'm thinking of phoning my new lady friend and singing this to her. I think she'll like it -- she's a big Beatles fan, after all
(Cue superb opening piano riff, segueing into ....)

The best thing's right 'tween your knees
Got me thinking of the birds and bees
Now give me cunny (That's .. what I want)
That's what I want (That's .. what I want)
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nt, yeah
That what I want

Your cunny gives me such a thrill
Now I gotta go take my pill
Now give me cunny (That's .. what I want)
That's what I want (That's .. what I want)
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nt, yeah
That what I want

Cunny's not there every time, it's true
When it's not, I self abuse
So give cunny (That's .. what I want)
That's what I want (That's .. what I want)
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nt
That's what I want

Cunny's such a tasty thing, it's true
Now I'm grazing morning dew
I like cunny (That's .. what I want)
That's what I want (That's .. what I want)
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ant
That's what I want

Your cunny gives me a thrill
Now your honey pot I must till
So give that cunny (That's .. what I want)
That's what I want (That's .. want I want)
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-ant
That's what I want

Now give me cunny
A pot of honey
Oooh yeah, I want whoopee
Oh, I want cunny
That's what I want
That's what I want, well
Now give me cunny
A pot of honey
Wow! Yeah, I need, Honey
Now give me cunny
That's what I wa-a-a-a-a-a-ant, yeah
That's what I want

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Peter Andersson - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe I should try this with ABBA:

cunny, cunny, cunny
for my honey
with a tongue that swirls
Kathy - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Filthy perv stuff not suitable for anyone. 1's
Al Silver - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't sing this to your lady friend unless she likes to be reduced to a walking, talking vagina.
CML - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
When did the Junior Anti-Sex League establish itself in this country? Used to be anyone who objected to something like this was ridiculed by lefties as an uptight conservative square. Now, leftists will vilify you as an objectifier of women if you do the very same thing. So, were you progressives full of s&*t back then or are you full of it now? Or do you simply change standards at a whim to jerk people around?
Jonathan - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
oh my... 5s
and lennie, it's becoming apparent that the left is full of it, now, then & forever!
Al Silver - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
CML: In what remote sense did Kathy or I cast the issues of common sense decency and objection to misogyny as left-right? You are making unwarranted assumptions about me and my motives. I, for one, simply object to people behaving badly. You want to escalate this? You'll be sorry!
Edgar Bergen - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ The ventriloquist's dummy is on the wrong lap tonight. Fold him up, put him in the suitcase, and return him to Rob.
CML - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
By all means, let's all trash Jonathan, one of the few sources of positive energy on this website. Because if we succeed in driving him away, we'll have cleared the final hurdle to having a daily readership in the single digits
Edgar Bergen - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^ No problem. Jonathan will be happier playing on, and when you're back home at people will flock again to Amiright, where they will once again read and write first-rate parodies as in the past, before we were infected by an ignorant, hate-filled "base".
Peter Andersson - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment

To adress your "when" questions: I have a theory about that. When I was young the left was all about the joy of living 364 days a year, except for on May 1 when they took to the streets effectively protesting about everything they didn't like. Occasionally someone climed an old statue and shouted his/her views from on top of it, and/or clad it with banners and flags to make sure the message got a high profile picture in the paper the next day - they knew how to do visually good propaganda back then.

Since then there's been a switcheroo. Now they protest everything they don't like 364 days a year and only celebrate the joy of living 1 day a year; during the pride parade.

Now don't get me wrong, it doesn't bother me one bit what rainbow people do in bed, in fact the world would probably be an even better place if they spend more time there instead of applying their tiresome sexism-problem filter on everything in real life and everything they read on the net.
Any Woman - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
This vile piece of trash belongs in a dumpster along with it's disgusting author who regularly puts down women, minorities, Muslims, and LGBTQ people. Get your mind out of the gutter limp-dick oldster. Women don't tolerate this sort of thing anymore. No human beings should read this. It's offensive. You lack common sense.
Butch Manly - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Whatever activism it took for progressive homosexuals to attain mainstream status in America has certainly paid off for them. Sorry their travails were tiresome to you. But they are out of the closet, free from having to pretend, free from workplace discrimination, and free to openly love and marry whatever human being they choose. The homosexuals who live in status quo conservatism (and they are many) are still doomed to phony heterosexual marriages, guilt, and secrecy. I don't like this right/left divisiveness and I don't like identity politics. But if society hated me because of my identity, I'd protest and march and irritate the hell out of you.
Peter Andersson - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm the one who used the word tiresome so directed at me, yes? Sorry if I agree with you on every front in the wrong way. Those loving personas travails were necessary and effective back then, but they've gotten tiresome and contraproductive now (measured in votes - because the left is losing numbers in almost every western country).

The way I see it ALL public monuments, public movements and public memes have a best-before-date.
CML - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Gee, Edgar, you really are skilled at the black art of smearing aren't you? It's subtle what you do. I came along in late 2011 and posted some 120 submissions with no reduction in readership. Then, in late 2013, the site was infested by a Biblical plague of trolls which instantly and dramatically reduced the readership. Thereafter Edgar baby I've been averaging about 25 submissions a year which ain't enough to affect anything. ...........Oh, and love that Stormfront cheap shot. I guess the logic here is that when I do a parody slamming Mohammed for presiding over a blood soaked gorefest in the middle of Medina wherein 800 Jewish males were beheaded, I am actually expressing my approval of slaughtering Jews. And as always your digs at Jonathan are utterly despicable
CML - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
And now onto Anywoman, who, of course is ANYthing but a WOMAN, but who is actually the vanguard of a sock puppet battalion that is going to infest my thread for the rest of the weekend ....... I'll re-iterate that what you are doing now, ie, behaving like a censorious prig about matters sexual, was the very thing you liberals condemned for forty years. Accordingly, I recognize no authority here to make moral judgments; I only recognize gross hypocrisy. Sexual humor like this has been a staple of niteclubs for forty years. And I dont REGULARLY do this at all, maybe once a year. And seeing as my eldest child is gay, I dont bash gays at all ...... I dont bash minorities; although you'll try to paint the worst piece of parodic dogsh*t that I ever pinched out of my mental rectum as minority bashing -- even though I was merely using the same formula that Porfle had used the previous day with no outcry whatsoever. ......... And here's a tip for you -- if you want to paint someone as the bad guy, you should avoid describing him as limp-dicked, especially when you know that the source of his limp-dickery was prostate surgery .. because basically, the doctors gave me a choice -- be limp-dicked or be dead
Mary - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
This is gross and not worth voting for. I object to this disrespectful and completely offensive non-parody. This Lennie guy obviously has some issues to deal with. This is a product of a dirty mind. Three ones. Lennie's blatant attacks on women prove he is a male misogynist hater of our sex.
? - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
What do you expect from a vulgarian?
Edgar Bergen - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
There seems to be a concerted effort today to get your yearly submissions down to zero.
I forgot to mention that your parody induces in the reader the urgent desire to take a shower.
I notice that for her negative evaluation of your masterpiece, you condemned Any Woman as a liberal. I suppose that also applies to those other "censorious prigs about matters sexual" Kathy and Mary. You pulled the same stunt on a male critic earlier in the thread. These "us and them" labels, a staple of Trumpism, is what's tearing this site and this country apart.
Regards from Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd, and Effie Klinker. By the way, when they speak I don't move my lips. You should do the same when you read.
Donald Trump - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ I want all vulgarians deported back to Vulgaria, I have to tell you.
Anonymous - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
This CML guy must be a real low life in real life. I ask you, who would post such trash and be proud of it?
Anonymous - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
Jonathan - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Holy Guacamole! what in the blue blazes is going on, here?! it's just a parody! get the sticks outta your @$$3$, people! and Edgar, hate to break it to ya, old chap, but I think both Lennie & myself are gonna be here for a long, long time!
Edgar Bergen - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, Chubby, if you're going to be here well into the future, take the time to learn to write in the English language. However, considering the murderous hatred I see all around, there may not be a "here" for long and there may not be a future at all. Now get back in your suitcase!
Edgar Bergen - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
CML - January 22, 2018 - Report this comment
So what are all kind hearted, good faith critics telling me? That I should postpone posting "The Mighty Peg" -- my tribute to Aunt Peg based on the song, "The Mighty Quinn?"

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