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Song Parodies -> "She's Got a Pen-s"

Original Song Title:

"I Am the Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She's Got a Pen-s"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The old chick with a d-ck routine...
I am a he
Thought she was a she
Or could it be
Parts mixed up together?

Like her tight buns
Her rack really stuns
Her lips and those eyes
Enticing

Started with a handshake
Some dancing and some rum
Looked lovely in a short skirt
Love Brazilian beauty
Yes, I've been a naughty boy
Feel the springing of my schlong

(Chorus)
I am a dumb man (Ooh)
She is a conman, (Ooh)
She's got a pen-s
I am so screwed!

Rio city butterfly pretty
Stop, show, and go
Off for a ride
Smoking, gettin' high
A little more rum
I'm buying
And dying, dying, dying... for love

Amazon master
High heels, 6' 5"
Nightclub mistress pornographic temptress
An exotic type of girl
She wraps her body 'round

I am a dumb man (Ooh)
She is a conman, (Ooh)
She's got a pen-s
I am so screwed!

Speaks broken English
Mocha skin, a long tongue
Looks 'bout 21
A lucky man who seeks to gain... a dame

I am a dumb man (Ooh)
She is a conman, (Ooh)
She's got a pen-s
I am so screwed! A bendover dude!

Want her, need her, native fever
She's so fine, but sex cannot conclude
Yet I smile
As we unwind, her form is defined
I'm begging...

At her place I kiss her
Her neck is like a tower
Shirt is now wide open, perfect breasts, O hell yeah!
Then moving down to parts unknown!

I might explode!

I am a dumb man (Ooh)
She is a conman (Ooh)
She's got a pen-s
But lovely boobs
And a nice caboose
Full lips too
What the hell... in the mood, more female than dude, I'll grab the lube!
Damn, she looks so gooooooood!!

OUCH!!!

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