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Song Parodies -> "It Won't Be Kong!"

Original Song Title:

"It Won't Be Long"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"It Won't Be Kong!"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

I've never seen the new Kong film and it seems to be getting good reviews (thought that doesn't mean it'll get any Oscars in 2018), but I just thought it would be funny to unfairly dump on it for the sake of this parody.
It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no, cos it's so bloody bad!

Every year the AMPAS board,
Pick a film for the Best Picture award;

It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no, cos it's so bloody bad!

When I watched it, I was so bored
So I'm certain it will be ignored
When the Oscars brood pick a film that's good
It won't be Kong, It won't Be Kong!

Every day the movie buffs and critics
Talk about their Oscar Nominee picks

It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no, cos it's so bloody bad!

When I watched it, I was so bored
So I'm certain it will be ignored
When the Oscars brood pick a film that's good
It won't be Kong, It won't Be Kong!

So, cos it fills all those involved with regret.
Then the film that earns a gold statuette

It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no no no no no no
It won't be Kong!, no, cos it's so bloody bad! (Oooooh)

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Samuel L. Jackson - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Muthaf*cka!!! Oh HELL NO, he DIDN'T swing at one of my helicopters!!! (Gets award for best actor)
CMML (Call me Muthaf*ckin Lennie) - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
I thought the best line in the movie was when Samuel Jackson says "I have HAD IT with this muthaf*ckin' ape on this muthaf*ckin' island!"
Merriam Cooper - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Like all remakes of the original, it's a POS.
CML - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
In actuality, I saw this movie yesterday with my daughter. It's big, dumb and stupid with fantastic special effects. Might get some kind of technical Oscar
Peter Andersson - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Speaking of dumps - with all those muthaf*ckin big animals everywhere shouldn't the whole island be full of dump heaps the size of capitol hill?

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