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Song Parodies -> "Haggis Day (Extended)"

Original Song Title:

"Maggie Mae"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Haggis Day (Extended)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On Burns' Haggis Day the Scots all sing and play
Ode to the poet they all adore
(Auld Lang Syne and more)
Sheep's heart, lungs, liver served in its stomach together
With tatters and neeps on Haggis Day
(Listen to the pipers play)
Hosts, toasts, lots of food, a dance or two
January 25th to make a tribute...

Hear the Selkirk Grace:

Some hae meat an
canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
And sae let the Lord be thankit.

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