Orange Sub-buffoon by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
In the land where we were born,
Lived a man, colored orange.
And he told us how he would
Make it great, only he could.

So we gave him all our votes.
Now we find he tweets and gloats.
And we live beneath the shade
Of his towers, with greatness made.

We all voted for and orange sub-buffoon, an orange sub-buffoon, and orange sub-buffoon.
We all voted for and orange sub-buffoon, an orange sub-buffoon, and orange sub-buffoon.

And the Cabinet is in: Carson, Tillerson, Sessions, and Flynn.
While the land withers away . . .
(Full speed ahead, Mr Putin, full speed ahead.
Full speed ahead, it is, Donald.
Cut Medicare, cut Social Security.
Aye, aye, Sir. Cutting away, cutting away . . . )

As we eye the life of ease
That exists on the orange street.
Everything will be great soon
With our orange sub-buffoon.

We all voted for and orange sub-buffoon, an orange sub-buffoon, and orange sub-buffoon.
We all voted for and orange sub-buffoon, an orange sub-buffoon, and orange sub-buffoon.