Fake news, it makes me sad,
Shakes the mad throngs and makes 'em blether.
Pretenders who set you up with their yarns
Tend to alarm and daze you fretters.

Fake news, don't be waylaid.
You should take care to doubt these meddlers.
The minute you rend asunder their spin
Then you'll defeat these fake news peddlers.

And any time you read some lame fake news, complain,
No sharing the words of cons and trollers.
For all should know that it's not cool to break the rules
By making these churls a little bolder.

Na na na na na na na na na.

Fake news, go vet these clowns.
You might flounder, 'cause they're so clever.
Pretenders who tend to treat you as marks,
Soon they will start to fake the weather.

So get the facts and check for spin.
Fake news seems grim.
They're baiting the humdrum misinformed twits.
And don't you know that it's a ruse,
Fake news, skewed views.
Disprove any feeds from cons and trollers.

Na na na na na na na na na, yeah.

Fake news from flaky lads,
Make these cads don some chains and fetters.
Remember to rend asunder their spin,
Then you'll begin to be a vetter.
Vetter, vetter, vetter, vetter, vetter, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Na na na na na na na na na na na,
Fake news!
(Repeat till fade out)