Macca comes a cropper in the marriage stakes
Heather wants his millions in the hand
Macca says to Heather I made a mistake
And then he says this in a way she understands
Oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
Maccas' holed up somewhere in the countryside
And Stella's giving him you know what for
Heathers on her way to have it out with him
And Maccas angry like he's never been before
Oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
Oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what has he done (done)
As a couple of tears run down from his eyes his eyes
There's a knock on the door and his kids arrive
They've come to help him survive (pa pa pa pa pa pa)
Oh happy once again now Lady Muck has gone
Macca sits down by the fireside (fireside)
Heather licks her wounds round at her sisters house
Suddenly Macca lets out this painful cry
Ah oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
Ah. oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
As a couple of tears run down from his eyes his eyes
There's a knock on the door and his kids arrive
They've come to help him survive (pa pa pa pa ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh happy once again now Lady Muck has gone
Macca sits down by the fireside (fireside)
Heather licks her wounds round at her sisters house
And suddenly he lets out this painful cry
Ah, oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
Ah, oh bloody oh bloody oh bloody hell
Bloody hell what have I done
And if you want some Sun
Say oh bloody bloody hell
(Thankyou ha ha ha ha