Hey nude, don't be unclad.
Put your pants on and wear a sweater.
Don't ever uncover intimate parts.
It isn't smart to be a shedder.

Hey nude, don't streak on stage.
Do encase tube, don't flaunt for lechers.
The minute you let 'em witness your skin,
Then they'll begin to make rude gestures.

And any time you feel restrained,
Hey nude, be sane.
Oh, carry your pearls within their holders.
For don't you know that it's uncool to bare your tool,
Thus making us view your withered soldier.

Na na na na na
na na na na.

Hey nude, don't be a clown.
Your odd flounder could bring displeasure.
Your barn door should never be left ajar.
When you don garb, the more the better.

So get some trou' and put 'em on,
Hey nude, respond.
We're praying for someone who looks normal.
Without your clothes, you look just crude,
Hey nude, so rude.
Your nude-ness could be a joke provoker.

Na na na na na
na na na na, yeah.

Hey nude, please go get clad.
Drape your sad bod in polyester.
Remember to cover all of your skin,
Then we'll begin to feel much better.
Better, better, better, better, better, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Na na na na na na na
na na na na, hey nude!
(Repeat till fade out)