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Song Parodies -> "Bad Fantasies"

Original Song Title:

"Her Majesty"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Fantasies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Latest rumors on Star Wars Episode VIII are not mind blowing but absurd in the extreme.
Bad fantasies, spoilers are hurled
Episode VIII fans are dismayed
Bad fantasies, in the Star Wars world
All focased on the character of Rey

Virgin birth, no parents she's got?
Chosen One reincarnation time?
Anakin returns as girl?
J.J. Abrams has lost his mind!!!
She's his FATHER? Unkind.

Noooooooooooo!!!
Remember, Rey was abandoned by parents, plural. She should be Jaina Solo and Kylo should be Jacen Solo who turned to the dark side. In SW Legends books, the Solo twins were often hidden on other worlds by Han & Leia. They never had a son named Ben either, but Luke did. The light saber vision means nothing as Luke is her Uncle and it is Kylo she has to face and fight unlike Luke's vision of killing Vader, his father Anakin.
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From Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Dark Helmet Man: "Loke, I am... your... MOTHER!!!"

Loke Groundrunner: "NOOO!!!"

Dark Helmet Man: "YES!!! And now Mama's gonna teach her boy a lesson... in manners!"
Rob Arndt - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Latest clips have Kylo Ren with Knights of Ren assaulting the island Jedi First Temple to kill Luke and Rey. Luke and Rey dressed ominously in black. Finn and Poe develop a strong bond. Are used as bait to draw Rey out. Captain Phasma survived and takes her anger out on Finn. On the island, Luke lives in a stone hut similar to Yoda's domicile.

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