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Song Parodies -> "German Sub Latrine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"German Sub Latrine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Took Peter's advice!
In Bremen where I was born
Lived a sailor who sailed to sea
And he told us of his bowels
Inside his submarine

To the back he would run
Inside his beloved machine
He crapped beneath the waves
In a German sub latrine!

They all crapped in a German sub latrine
German sub latrine, German sub latrine
Sh-tting and pissing
While boat was rocking, under depth charging!

Aware Enigma was on board
And with G7s near the doors
And the deck gun an 88 (mm)


[Got to go to the head, Herr Capitan, sh-t hard as lead!
Stay on station he said
Action station! Action station!
Situation dire
Hold it! Hold it!]

We cruised undersea (cruised undersea)
Everyone of us (Everyone of us) eating sauerkraut and cheese
(We have all we need)
Galley food (Galley food) makes us green (when under siege)
To our German (to our German) sub latrine!
(Portrait of the Fuhrer watching!)

(Chorus x2)

Mein Gott!!! Such farting!!!

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Peter Andersson - April 05, 2016 - Report this comment
What have I started? Bwahahaha! I'm betting there are almost as many types of sub-latrines as there are submarines in the world, so this theme alone could tide you over for another thousand parodies or so! :-P

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