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Song Parodies -> "When I'm in Depends"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm SixtyFour"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm in Depends"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

When I get older with hair of gray
In my coming years
Will you put up with all my senior traits
Of bladder issues and bathroom breaks
If I'm still moving getting around
Chatting with dear friends
Will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near me
When I'm in Depends

You'll be older too
And if your just like me
We could talk and toot

I could be handy out on a walk
Strolling on and on
Never having to stop for a restroom break
Cause I have an onboard porta John
Early bird specials and bargain rates
Saving dollars and cents
But will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near me
When I'm in Depends

Every summer night we could sit and relax in our backyard hot tub
If that's OK dear
And a special note
In Depends I'll never drown
I just bob and float

Don't send me letter, or drop me a line
Come by and say hello
Enjoy each other's company from dusk to dawn
On the front porch yelling "Hey kids, get off my lawn"
Let's all enjoy life, while we are here
Never knowing when it ends
Will you sit near me, if sounds emanate near
When I'm in Depends

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Al Silver - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Quite good, except for some pacing issues. Try this:
Rob Arndt - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Great title and 555 prevented "accidents!"

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