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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Augusta National Golf Club"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Augusta National Golf Club"

Parody Written by:

lucilleball1290

The Lyrics

Standing in the parking lot at Houston
trying to get to Moultrie or Atlanta
The man at the 10th hole said
you've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Robert you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to play against me

Finally made the plane into Atlanta
Honeymooning down by the golf course
Tiger Woods call to say
you can make it O.K.
You can get married in the founders circle

Robert you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to play against me

Drove from Moultrie to the Augusta Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said
say what are you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some sleep

Robert you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to play against me

Saving up your money for a rainy day
giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy when you're rich
you don't take nothing with you but your golf accessories, think

Made a lightning trip to Moultrie
Eating chocolate cake on a plate
The newspapers said
she's gone to his head
They look just like Gurus with golf balls

Robert you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to play against me

Caught the early plane back to Moultrie
Fifty golf balls tied in a sack
The men from the press
said we wish you success
It's good to have you back

Robert you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to play against me
The way things are going
They're going to play against me
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