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Song Parodies -> "Rubio"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Blame it on Coniglio, Ruuuuuuubio.
This whole song is meaningless,
But I'm writing just to tease you,

O, Mr.
I Rub, Ram, Coo, Cuomo Briar,

Fifteen more anagrams are seizing me,
In my mind:

Bam! U R,
Rambo, Or
Curia Broom, I Curb A Moor,

I'm A Boor, Cur, I'm A Bro'--
U Orc, U R Combo Air,

R A Broom,
O Mr.
Arbor, O I Cum! Bro', Cram

Bio, O
Barrio Cum,
Amico, this song's for Mar-
Co Ruuuuuuubio!
©Bob "BoobGemz" Gomez 2016

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Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 28

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 1   20
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Juan - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Bob Gomez - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
I.D., es puto.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Most AIRheads have been starving for this 'meaningless' artform to appear. Too bad that Juan doesn't understand the painful complexities in perfecting such a work. A very appropriate OS, but very difficult name to start things off. Other than the minor variant 'bar-room ICU', I have nothing to add.
Bob Gomez - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Doc, and me neither. Except "Rumba, Rocio."
? - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
What is the point of dumping anagrams, palindromes, etc., on us? They serve only to show off a particular puzzle solving talent. They may be hard to come up with, but there's no scoring category for hard work. It's a given. To write a real parody with good pacing and flow of thought, wit, and fine wordplay is devilishly hard. The tricks you use compromise meaning, wit and literary quality. I doubt that AIRheads have been starving for your "artform." "O Mr. Caribou", cut it out, please. @Juan: Not stupid, just misguided.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Is the artfully contrived "?" a revocation of your real name? No, it a cover. And also the finest example of both a palindrome and an anagram. (Sec code 4YE)
Agree - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
While a bit on the out of the box side, anagrams have no meaning pertaining to Marco Rubio, his message, his character, his... well, nothing. This is cheap, meaningless drivel. Well deserved 1s. And the good doctor is off his rocker as well!
The One And Only - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
The only thing deserving all 1's is reactionary such as that from Agree and his Trog ilk.
TOAO - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
"reactionary crap," that is.
Justin - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Shows this guy has little talent and misguided creativity driven by eccentric quack doctors. 1-1-1
Bob Gomez - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey, ?, whatever happened to the Mysterians?
callmelennie - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Last I heard, Bob, they were crying too many teardrops for one heart to be crying. But when the sun comes up, they'll be back on top ... and maybe then they'll post a comment
? - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
And now comments from a dunderhead???
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
@Agree: Can't disagree re meaninglessness, but how about the cunning sagesse of BG in finding an OS with 'meaningless' in its initial lyrics as a raison d'etre?. And isn't meaninglessness a founding principle of AIR? (Imagine - to take sophisticated lyrics like '96 Tears' and to make fun of them!!) Have you read "The Joy of Lex"? To close, I will mention MaoriRubCo.(the NZ massage-parlor) and A Moo-Rubric (a heading for bovine news-items).
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec, again - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Also, Coro-Barium (a 2nd line contrast medium for heart catheterization)
Rob Arndt - January 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry, must have missed this one, Bob. 555 for creativity! I am taking your example and trying a small anagram parody tomorrow. Some weird things come up in anagrams.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 29, 2016 - Report this comment
@Bob; We may have let down our Latin-oriented readers by not listing these consumer products: AcrobiMuro (a climbing-wall for the ultra-athletic), IcaroUmbro (shading for those flying too near the sun) and MorbiCuora (for softening the hearts of rejecting lovers)

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