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Song Parodies -> "Cold Col. Deering"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Col. Deering"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Who can forget Erin Gray as Col. Wilma Deering of the Earth Defense Directorate in "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" movie and series?
Cold Col. Deering with Starfighter parked
Keeps Buck in the dark, thinks he's a traitor
And that he must be controlled
Loyal to a fault in her role
Despises Buck's Draconian 'ho'!!!
Such a mean woman
Such a mean woman... but bold

Proven wrong, Deering is shocked
She's no cop, should have known better
Jealousy over Ardala, future Queen
Treated Buck roughly and mean
Thought his dance with her was obscene
But still... he's her man
Time-displaced, in demand...

Thaws her heart

"Biddi, biddi, biddi... Oh boy, look out Buck!"

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