She likes you, meh meh meh
She likes you, meh meh meh
She likes you, meh meh meh, meh

You think you'll win her love
Well she told me there's no way
She'd rather kiss a glove
And pretend that she is gay

She said she likes you
But by you she won't be had
Yes, she likes you
Kind of like she likes her dad

She said you kinda blow
Your good points hard to find
She vows you'll never know
The taste of her behind

Because she likes you
Like a slowly fading fad
Yes, she likes you
You're the bro she never had, ooh

She likes you, meh meh meh
She likes you, meh meh meh
With a friend like that
You might as well stay home

You know you've got to do
The things that show you care
Hiding in her loo
And cyber-stalking her

Because she likes you
For a schmoe you're not so bad
Yes, she likes you
Like she likes her maxi-pad, ooh

She likes you, meh meh meh
She likes you, meh meh meh
With a friend like that
You might as well stay home

With a friend like that
You'll never get her prone

With a friend like that
You know you're in
The zone
Meh meh meh
Meh meh meh, meh