Song Parodies -> "Hastert, D."

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Hastert, D."

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Yesterday by the Beatles is 50 years old this week. It deserves a parody song in honor of this milestone anniversary. Former Speaker of the House Denny Hastert is in the news lately because he was caught making hush payments to cover up a high school student sex abuse scandal from when he was a high school wrestling coach. It's fun to write a parody song where you can leave some of the words exactly the same.

Hastert, D., all your troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I’m aggrieved by Hastert, D.

Suddenly, you’re not quite the man you act to be.
There's a shadow hanging over thee.
Oh, Hasert, D. you’re sodomly.

Now, you’ll have to go,
Don’t you know, you cannot stay.
You did something wrong,
It’s so long to Hastert, D.

Hastert, D., love was such a sleazy game you played.
Now you need a place to hide away.
Oh, I’m aggrieved by Hastert, D.

Now you’ll have to go,
Don't you know, you cannot stay.
You did something wrong,
It’s so long to Hastert, D.

Hastert, D., love was such a sleazy game you played.
Now you need a place to hide away.
Oh, I’m aggrieved by Hastert, D.

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