I should have known better with two girls like you
That I would get to see a cup of your poo
And I do, hey hey hey
And I do

Whoa, oh, I never realized just how sick sick could be
It’s not as if it’s just a little pee
Can’t ya see
Can’t ya see

That this is not normal behavior, no
It’s not what decent people do, oh
And if you ask me to opine
I’d say there’s something wrong with you

So I shoulda realized a lotta things before
Like not to sit outside of your “back door”
(Metaphor), hey hey hey
Nevermore.

Whoa, oh, I never realized what was behind that link
I thought you two were going to share a drink
And that stinks
Yeah it stinks

Now when I tell you you’re disgusting, eww
You and your little girlfriend too, oh
You can’t dispute your bottom line
You can’t deny you both eat poo
You both eat poo
You both eat poo

[fade and wipe]