Song Parodies -> "Lumber Song"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Lumber/Carry That Weight/The End"

Original Performer:

"Lumber Song"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here you go, the complete story.

I'm gonna find a way to move onward
There is a way I will bring one home
They are now whining as I try
There is no way I'm gonna lie

Stealing lumbers from their eyes
Miles away once they realize
They are now whining as I fly
There is no way I'm gonna die

I'm gonna find a way to move onward
There is a way I will bring one home
They are now whining as I fly
There is no way I'm gonna die

Boy, I am gaining heavier weight,
Gaining that weight a while
Boy, I am gaining heavier weight,
Gaining that weight a while

I always stuff my face big time
I always have party invitations
Then at the restroom through my constipations
It went down.

Boy, I am gaining heavier weight,
Gaining that weight a while
Boy, I am gaining heavier weight,
Gaining that weight a while

Oh yeah, all night
I can finally get some sleep tonight~

Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired
Tired, tired

Hey by the way, the wood you stole
I threw it right into the hole

Here you go.

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