It was 23 years ago today
Sgt Cobain told the band to play
Nothing like a good spanky
Would you please stop hacking us on Twitter
You're not Rupert Murdoch
If it's exploding feet, than I'm Madonna

There's sgt peppers lonely hearts grunge band
We hope you have enjoyed the gig
There's sgt peppers lonely hearts grunge band
We're hope you have enjoyed our Irish gig

Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely hearts grunge band

This is 23 years later today
Kurt Cobain is no longer with us
And what have I told you to do
Don't copy what he did to his head
That's not right, chuck
But can we put a stop to Rupert Murdoch
He isn't sgt peppers lonely hearts indie band

There's sgt peppers lonely hearts grunge band
We're hope you don't request 'Jeremy'
We sgt peppers lonely hearts grunge band
They're hoping they're better than Nirvana

Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely

(Repeated):
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely
Sgt peppers lonely

Up yours Billy Shears