Dear student
It's a new time to start
Dear student
Won't you come out to play
Dear student
How chilling old are you
Dear student
Impress me with your knowledge

The sun is up, the rain is out
The grades are down, the HIV is closed
The comps are broken, the tables are turned
And so are you

Dear student
Won't you please give me sushi
Dear student
What's an American idiot anyway
Dear student
Where the folk is Runcorn
Dear student
What's a brand new day, eh?

The sun is up, the rain is out
The boys are hot, the girls are not
The song is hot, the 3rd cd is not
And so am I
Blue for you

Dear student
Won't you go home now, now
Dear student
Won't you get on Facebook
Dear student
What a brilliant idea
Dear student
Tell me who Kimberly Wyatt is

The girls are hot, the boys are not
The boys are sing, the drums can snog
The girls are Irish, the boys are Canadian
The computers are green, and so are you
Dear students
What's a Liverpool fan, fan
Dear students
What's The Mighty Boosh

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Dear students
Can you close this door