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Song Parodies -> "When I Am 4 Years Old (Again)"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I Am 4 Years Old (Again)"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Taken some time off, but I'm back!
When I take an anti-aging serum
After it gets invented
I will not only stop aging
But I will be younger than now!
I would be goofing around
Will you care for me?
Will you impede me, will you breast feed me?
When I'm only four

You'll still be your age
And if you don't mind
You'll have a toddler!

I wouldn't be a baby, a bit older
Sort of potty trained
You could wean me from a bottle
My writing on the wall you could throttle
Playing in the yard, throwing the ball
Do you want a catch?
Will you impede me, will you breast feed me?
When I'm only four

Every winter we went skiing in the Alps
When it got cold
But now I will be
A grandchild on your knee
Just me and you!

Taking photos, of me feet
Being young again!
Although you shouldn't age back, too
You could need to care for me, wasting away
So let's do this, see Doctor Scott
He'll know what to do!
Will you impede me, will you breast feed me?
When I'm only four
Ho, ho, ho!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 18

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Annoyed - October 08, 2014 - Report this comment
You had a good idea, but you blew it because you paid absolutely no attention to pacing and produced a mess. You are lazy.
Agrimorfee - October 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Two good lines: "will you impede me, will you breastfeed me". That's a bright side. Try again.
WIllie - October 09, 2014 - Report this comment
This is fantastic! Best parody I've read on here in a while!
Giorgio Coniglio - January 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Agree with Agrie, but 'Annoyed''s comments seem a bit harsh. (No rating assigned)
briblio - May 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Fantastic job!!!!!!!

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