Song Parodies -> "Iguana Bit My Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Iguana Bit My Hand"

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The Lyrics

Doc, fix - this bloody thumb thing
I think you'll understand
When I tell you something
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand

Oh please, doc, tell me
You're no iguana fan
And then give me shots,
And a beast rabies scan
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand

I reached to pet it at a zoo, there
Inside
Damn thing, it bit me, sunk it's teeth
Tore the hide
Tore the hide
Tore the hide...

Yeah, I did a dumb thing,
Impulsive, and not planned
Now, my thumb's a numb thing
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand

I tried to pet it at a zoo, there
Inside
And then it bit me, sunk it's teeth
Broke the hide
Broke the hide
Broke the hide

My apology to PETA
I hope they understand
I'm goin' back this evening
To snuff it - that's my plan
Then stuff it in the sand
Iguana bit my hand
Iguana bit my hand

(Sorry, Iggie)

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