Turn up the heat, relax, and stay in, please.
Outside, they’re dying.
Outside, they’re dying.

Lie down beneath five blankets and two quilts—
It’s so trying.
It’s so trying.

—That you may start reheating from within.
It is freezing.
It is freezing.

(instrumental break)

The snow and cold and snow and—not again!
It is snowing!
It is snowing!

I hate the constant shov’ling of the heaps.
Who will relieve me?
Who will relieve me?

Now listen to that forecast on TV.
Why’s it not thinning?
Why’s it not thinning?

Oh, stay alive; survive ‘til winter’s end
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning
And spring’s beginning…