Song Parodies -> "Chasing the Blondes"

Original Song Title:

"Fixing a Hole"

Original Performer:

"Chasing the Blondes"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Hazelfyre and Owlphallacies of the Dumb Fandumb: a Marx Brothers based website Hazelfyre: Harpo is chasing girls and it stops his mind from wandering, then he climbs into the bathroom window (a reference to another Beatles song) Owlphallacies: Groucho wants Margaret to get out of the bathroom, but she flushed herself down the toilet (as a reference to another parody that I've done, Let it Honk) and then the Dumb Fandumb starts The talking Harpo references the Pic Fics on the website, the bats reference the Groucho bats, the unicorns reference the Harpo and the unicorns thing...blah blah blah

(Harpo (Hazelfyre)'s line)
I'm chasing the blondes with long dresses
It stops my mind from wandering
After the girls!
(Groucho (Owlphallacies)'s line)
I'm smoking and then Margaret knocks on the door
It keeps myself from smoking
What is it now?
(Harpo)
And it really doesn't matter in which way they go
Or maybe ways I go?
That direction?
Silly Groucho standing there
Who's chasing away silly bats
Wondering why they got on a website
(Groucho)
I'm waiting for Margaret patiently
Outside the stinky bathroom door
She's in the toilet!
(Harpo)
Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh
Hey hey hey.......hey!
(instrumental)
(Groucho)
Cause it really doesn't matter if I look outside
Outside the glass window
I see someone
Silly Harpo running around
Who's chasing girls...catching them
He climbs up the bathroom window
(Harpo)
I want to see Margaret Dumont today
But who came out of the toilet)
Charlie Chaplin!
(Groucho) Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh
(Harpo)
We start a website called the Dumb Fandumb
Where our minds have unicorns
Riding rainbows...riding rainbows
(Groucho) LOUDEST HARPO I EVER HEARD!
(song fades)

Search up Marx Brothers Fandumb online and you'll get it, sort of

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