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Song Parodies -> "Mad Morley Mollusk"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Morley Mollusk"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Mad Morley mollusk
Eats in the dark
Steers clear of shark
Lying in sea’s acre
Hates fact don’t have any toes
Jealous of the fish and roes
Wants a new job typing his prose
Not a real keen plan
Not a real keen plan

In buttered pan
Fat starts to pop
Gets really hot
Clock it chimes dinner
Find our Morley out of the seas
If had eyes he’d hate what he sees
Lemon waits to give him a squeeze
Such a tasty old clam
Such a tasty old clam.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Callmelennie - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Put a little mustard on that parody!!
WarrenB - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, CML. And I'll add that Texas Pete and some garlic will work nicely as well :-).

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