Ten lines (and several of those repeats), a missing apostrophe in the ninth line, 27 words about war surplus vehicles -- and this crap gets 5s from The Three Stooges who, as usual, don't bother to comment.

Mr. "Chocking his Chicken" Inspector, a few points: even the best authors here have used 10 line short parodies of complete original songs which is what WHP is- fact. Even the best authors make grammatical mistakes, typos, etc... either within their lyrics or titles... hell, some have even misspelled the original authors or their own names!!! And with these I have a huge number. My goal is to cram as much info into this terrible Beatles song as possible and I think I did well with such limited syllables and lines. I got the surplus fact in, how it's armored and wide, that it reaches 65mph, is roomy, seats 9, and gets 5 mpg. The last lines deal with perceived justification for acceptance and the denial over the costs of refits- more facts. So basically I covered the entire MRAP story with a limiting OS. Try doing 150+ of these and keep the variance high. MRAP stands for Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected. Oh, and I don't live here on AiR despite my huge numbers of production. I have a life and wrote this before bed in 15 seconds. It takes me more time to submit this than write it. And even if YOU view the topic as crap, others obviously didn't. I wonder how many "Stooges" (AiR pals) give you 5s for your materials, but of course you won't provide your author page. Perhaps you aren't even an author here. Have a nice day :)