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Song Parodies -> "Visions-Three"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Visions-Three"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

During a low part in the fighting during the American Revolutionary War, General George Washington was kneeling by a river to pray when there appeared before him a woman of surpassing beauty and light that spoke to him. Upon her forehead was the word Union and she addressed him as "Son of the Republic." She then showed him 3 visions of war and devastation that would threaten America. They were themed with dark clouds covering the land and then light. The last had fire as a central theme. Most believe that the first was the Revolutionary War because the towns Washington saw in the east had spread to the west, national growth. The second is believed to be the Civil War as it originates from Africa and divides the armies. This too ends with more progress. But the third is debated because it comes out of Europe, Africa, and Asia. Many see this as WW2 in the ETO, PTO, and MTO. But this is false because that vision shows the US attacked by land and sea and hit with fire- a fire that burns all over the world (suggesting nuclear war). I believe that Europe represents the Antichrist and his Euro-army, Africa (and ME) representing his conquests, and Asia as the source of the 200 million man army (China and Asian allies) that will oppose him and meet at Armageddon. Washington's third vision ends with a being of light as powerful as a thousand suns descending from heaven with an army of luminous beings and then world peace forever. So it cannot possibly be WW2, but Christ's Second Coming. This account is recorded in the Library of Congress. The Holy See believes that the woman was the Virgin Mary even though Washington descibes her as a FEMALE ANGEL. And even though many believe that Washington received these visions is because he was a God-fearing saint; in fact, he was an occult Freemason as were most of his countrymen of that time- the Founding Fathers! If you look at D.C architecture, the monuments, and the $1 bill you will see Freemason and Illuminati occult symbology. There was even a divine statue of Washington that once occupied the Rotunda which is in a museum now! Space does not allow me to go further with the occultism... sorry!
George Washington was so deeply troubled
Came a woman he did see
Speaking words of Union, visions- three
An angel was her likeness
Eyes sparkling with brightness, frightening
Speaking words of Union, visions-three
Visions-three, visions-three
He had courage to listen, visions-three

With these visions Washington was humbled
Distressing as they could be,
All showed war, disaster, visions-three
For once the visions started they were
prophesies to be believed
All showed war, disaster, visions-three
Visions-three, visions-three. Bad.
He had courage to listen, visions-three

Each vision dark and cloudy,
America‘s birth and destiny,
With heaven‘s help-survival, visions-three
Now Washington was patriotic
He believed in victory
These wars would not defeat us, our armies

So said she…
Note: although Washington's visions are recorded in the Library of Congress, he omitted one part of the third vision. He claims attack by land and sea but also saw "human-powered flying things" that represent attack by AIR. This was omitted because Washington thought that if it were left intact he might be thought of as a lunatic. Balloons existed but what he saw he could not describe accurately.

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