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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Whole Darned Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Whole Darned Hand"

Parody Written by:

Otis Rotis

The Lyrics

Doggone that old meat slicer
One careless moment, and-
Fingers were much nicer
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand

But don't pity me,
Fake sympathy can't stand
I'll be gritty me
Until high threes get panned
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
Oh, it sure would be grand..

With ten to touch you,
I'd feel so happy inside
Sometimes I feel deformed, my love
I could hide
I could hide
I could hide

Can't work these numb things
Masturbation is bland
Short stumps are dumb things,
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand

With ten to touch you,
I'd feel so happy inside
Sometimes I feel deformed, my love
I could hide
I could hide
I could hide

Can't work these numb things
Masturbation is bland
Short stumps are dumb things,
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
I wanna whole darned hand
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Digit - October 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Add two and here's a high 5.
Jonathan - October 17, 2013 - Report this comment
what do you say ladies and gentlemen? let's give him a hand! 5's
Dave W. - October 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I gotta hand it you Otis...That was one sharp slice of Deli humor....And we all know , it takes two hands to handle a Whopper....

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