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Song Parodies -> "Baby Hamster"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madona"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Hamster"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

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Mommy hamster, your baby's at your feet
Now you must fulfill his needs
Who feeds him breakfast? Who buys him toys?
Who doesn't let the owners sell him to their friends?

Sunday morning arrives bright and early
Take him for a run on the wheel
Make him a bed out of scratching
He is your baaaaaaaby

Baby hamster, you should love your mom
She bit your owners when they tried to name you Tom

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hamster
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahamster
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hamster

Run on your wheeeeeeeel
Baby Hamster, lying in your bed
Visions of sugar plums are in your head

Your hamsterness is never ending
You are not a gerbil at all
You and your mom never have to go through mending
She loves you soooooooooo

Baby Hamster, please do not grow up
Or else the world will seem corrupt

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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 4   1
 5   4

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Lifeliver - August 19, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I had to put a low score on this - the pacing, stress and syllable count was way out in almost every line, as well as even the title switch. You also didn't even spell the OS correctly. I'm sorry to do this but someone has to tell you. I'd be happy to award higher scores in the future with a little more care and attention. Good luck and a long life to your hamster.
MikeJ - August 21, 2013 - Report this comment
That was amazing!!!! Both very funny and also very touching. Reading that made my day! :) Keep up the good work!

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