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Song Parodies -> "Delays"

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Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Was traveling this week, and had two flight delays. So I went to the bar in the airport, and had a few glasses of Sam Adams lager.
When delays come
I sit and wait with Sam
For Sam don’t give a damn
When delays come
When delays come

When the voice chimes
“Your plane is late to gate”
(There’s no plane touch down)
“It seems they're running late”
(Guess I’ll buy new round)
When the voice chimes
When the voice chimes

I’ve got time
The bar works fine.

I could be rude
And mad my plane’s delayed
(When the plane ain’t round)
Rather stretch my frame
(Can't on planes I’ve found)
I could be rude
But I won’t brood

Take your time
No I won’t whine

When they’re calling
“The plane has now arrived”
(When the plane arrives)
I stand in passage line
(Soon the pain will climb)
And I'll find me
In a cramped seat

When the plane leaves
In seat, I can’t feel feet
(teef leef t’nac I, taes ni)
Sevael enalp eht nehw)

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