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Song Parodies -> "Fouling Denied"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fouling Denied"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My sister owns a 5 yr old AKC Chihuahua named "Einy-Tiny" and she likes to tell me all about her dog 24/7. It is kinda bizarre when shell tells me about her dog's bowel movements though... so I am writing this short parody for her. She seems to take pride that she obeys the law and scoops the poop!!! Duh!!!
Dog leash line
Dog leash line

Tail raised high
Tail raised high

Grass supply
Squats, poop flies
Wet and dry
Scoop applied

Fouling is thus denied

[Toy dog poops are small size,
large breeds piles are King-Sized!!!]
For the record, I favor large dog breeds and need a shovel ;-)
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Dana - May 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my Gran's Shih Tzu, pun intended :)

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