Belch (I am a drunk)
Belch (not just anybody)
Belch (i'm sick as Rod Stewart)
Belch

When I was younger
so much younger right now
I had a pint that changes my eyesight
I think it was a Bud nor a Pepsi nor a Diet Coke
Hey, I was high as a kite, right
pooing in my own bed

Belch me if I can, i am a clown But I dream it all again because I was
Belch my feet back up on the ground

If I were a China Girl
I be coming from Singapore
Then I be a Scouse chick all from Merseyside

I ruined it before but I am Lizard Lick Towing
Sit with your friends at home
Let me get a bucket (bleurrrrgh)
Hear me if I can I'm higher ground
But read it all after, you getting up
Let me see which way is outsides

Won't you please, please belch me

Belch me, belch me, oooooooooh