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Song Parodies -> "I'm Looking Through Pants"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Looking Through You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Looking Through Pants"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Lululemon has yanked its popular black yoga pants from store shelves after it found that the sheer material used was revealing too much of its loyal customers.
I'm looking through pants, where did they go?
I thought I knew pants, what did I know?
Your Lululemons are clear glass panes;
I'm looking through pants, your thong's from Hanes.

Your hips are moving, also your rear.
Your togs are smoothing, buttock curves are clear.
Your Downward Dog pose is at close range.
I'm looking through pants, you're not ashamed.

Why, tell me why, are you so visible?
Buns and your nasty camel toe should remain invisible.

You're in Full Lotus, facing this way.
I had to notice, you shaved today.
My visual imprint is your "down there."
I'm looking through pants, and you're so bare.

Why did you buy these Luon see-through pants?
I think you must be in violation of some ordinance.

I think they screwed you; sheer clothing shows.
You're looking groomed, true; but it's still gross.
For 65 bucks your thing's displayed.
Please stop your moon view; your crotch is splayed.

Yeah! Oh, get a rebate!
Aah! I see your hoo-hoo!
Yeah! I thought I'd clue you!
Do change, go change, do change, go change, yes, do change!
©Bob "Still Looking. Still Looking" Gómez 2013

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John Barry - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Sheer humor.
Lifeliver - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny and artful - 555. Whatever happened to 'mentally undressing'? All it takes is a little imagination.
Bob Gómez - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Lifeliver, here's looking at you.
John Lomain - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny parody, 5's

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