Song Parodies -> "NRA High"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

"NRA High"

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The Lyrics

My 1900th parody in less than 2 years!!!! Just went to a local gun show. Why there was more ammo selling than guns! And all foreign makes and models were selling like hotcakes! All that was left was the old safe American crap of Ruger, Colt, Mossberg, Remington, and domestic 5.56 AR clones... the HKs, Walthers, Mausers, Berettas, IMIs, Brownings, foreign AK-clones, and all Italian tac shotguns cleaned out. The NRA is winning the battle and the REPs won't give in to any DEM assault weapons ban. Sporters aren't assault weapons and existing laws already ban full-autos, posession of receivers for MGs, and cover the use of defined lethal force. Only a finger can pull a trigger, morons- try fighting mental illness instead.

Gun sales climb
Gun sales climb

Forget crime
Forget crime

Gun Show lines
Sporters fly
Ammo buys
Demand high

Proposed Ban spurs the drive

[NRA smiles and thrives]

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Callmelennie - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment

(Inhaling deeply) When your ideology is based on endlessly expanding Constitutional rights no matter the consequences and creating the impression that said rights are the holiest of holies and that the greatet evil one can perpetrate is infringing one of these aforereferenced rights .. (exhaling; take another breath) .. you're not going to have a strong hand when you try to strip away one of these rights. Indeed, you might even come off as a TAD hypocritical

Patrick - March 20, 2013 - Report this comment

Where has all the ammo gone, store shelves empty, where have all the bullets gone, can find no more. Where have all the bullets gone, hoarders bought them, every round, when will they e'er return, maybe they'll ne'er return.

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