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Song Parodies -> ""Shut the F*** Up!" (Dennis Miller Tries to Cheer Up His Cranky Wife."

Original Song Title:

"Good Day Sunshine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

""Shut the F*** Up!" (Dennis Miller Tries to Cheer Up His Cranky Wife."

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Dennis Miller: Honey! Why are you locked up in the bathroom all morning? I have been working on all of my up and coming comic routines! Tell me, would you like to hear the one about..................
(Throws bathroom door open angrily.)
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: Honey?
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: Honey?
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!

(Dennis decided to try his Bill O'Reilly material on her.)

Dennis Miller: We walk around, and we sing and dance, I decide to pull down my pants. Officer O'Reilly, see's me doing that. He arrests me, tells me that I'm bad.

Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: Honey?
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: Honey?
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!

(Dennis decided to try a musical number with Dana Carvey on her.)


Dennis Miller: We wear a dress, and some pantyhose, Carvey plays while I'm on my toes! (Dana Carvey comes out of nowhere and plays the piano, while Dennis dances around. Carolyn gets more pissed off.)

Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: But dear!
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: But dear!
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!

(Dennis is losing his patience. He finally just decided to just try plain old stand-up.)

Dennis Miller: You hear the one, about the cranky wife? Cannot laugh to save her life. She'd mope around, and she'd always cry. She wound up losing her husband-guy!

Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller: Oh please!
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dennis Miller : Oh please!
Carolyn Miller: SHUT THE F*** UP!


None of this really happened folks! I am sure that Carolyn Miller is always in a good mood with Dennis Miller, since she gets to enjoy his company all of the time! ; )
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Old Man Ribber - February 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Just like the old beer commercial, the best part of the day is "Miller Time"! Good job here. ;D
2LD4U - February 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank you Old Man Ribber :)

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