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Song Parodies -> "Five Days are Fine"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Five Days are Fine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The US Postal Service is dropping Saturday delivery starting in August 2013. Reason cited is decline in overall revenue and costs of delivery.
Postal drive
Postal drive

Deliver 5
Deliver 5

Slow decline
Over time
Can't survive
6 day whine*

Monday through Friday- fine

[Cuts costs and overtime]
*postal customers adamant about maintaining 6 day delivery no matter what.
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John Barry - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
You've gone postal.
Rob Arndt - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
How was my delivery? :)
Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Your delivery was "Special". If five days of "posting" is good enough for amiright then it's good enough for Uncle Sam. ;D
Patrick - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
If only the government were so enthused about saving real money instead of cutting back a genuine service that benefits the majority of the population. The total deficit of the post office is about the same as the money we pay the Egyptian government not to go to war with Israel. And I have a feeling with the new government there that that money is going to go to waste.
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe it would be a good idea to have Walmart buy a fleet of vehicles and planes and start delivery! I'd love to see the rollback prices on stamps and shipping!!! (And they probably would be more effcient than USPS)

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