Song Parodies -> "Pepper Spray (A Christmas Carol)"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Pepper Spray (A Christmas Carol)"

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The Lyrics

Happy Holidays Everyone! // Peter

Pepper spray
I used up a whole can yesterday
I'm not proud that it played out that way
But I misused some pepper spray

Suddenly
Came a noise from the roof over me
And I thought it was a burglary
I grabbed the spray, quite hastily

It was Christmas Eve, I'd forgot, the month and day
I'd been drinking strong, and my mind had fade' away

Pepper spray
Just like mace it's working quite OK
When I need to chase my ex away
I keep around some pepper spray

Why he'd come for me, I don't know, I've not been nice
Old Nick I did wrong, when I sprayed him with that spice

Pepper spray
Lumps of coal I will get from this day
I've been really, really bad you'd say
On Santa Claus I pepper sprayed

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Patrick - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Buy a coal burning stove. You'll be supplied all winter.

Jonathan - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment

you think you were bad? somebody's mom ATE the dude! 5's

Smeg And The Heads - December 30, 2012 - Report this comment

This is really brilliant!

Phil Alexander - December 31, 2012 - Report this comment

:-)

Meriadoc - January 02, 2013 - Report this comment

Now THAT's my kind of Christmas parody!

Lifeliver - January 02, 2013 - Report this comment

Sorry I missed this one - too many Xmas parodies I guess. As Merry, funny stuff and tightly wrought.

Max Power - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Chr-*expletives*. I could think of more than 555 jokes for this, but only 5ives are needed.

Blaydeman - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Hilarious topic! Brilliant even! Short, but sweet.

Lifeliver - January 19, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) As Blaydeman, timely, short, immaculately paced and very funny, especially with the po-faced tone you pulled off. 555

Matthias - January 26, 2013 - Report this comment

Yeah! Spray that sucker good! Nobody's breaking into my house this winter!

bobpiecheese - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well, to coin a phrase: whoops! Hilarious parody, and considering the simplicity of the OS and the bajillion times it's been parodied before, that's saying something. 555!

Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment

SOTY...Yesterday parodies are some of my favorites, because the OS is so effortless that it makes it really easy to enjoy the lyrics/story. This made me giggle...poor Santa!

Agrimorfee - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment

Your full title kinda spoils the punchline, for me at least. But undeniably, this was btilliant.

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