Song Parodies -> "Tebowtards"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You Girl"

Original Performer:

"Tebowtards"

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The Lyrics

Granted Tebow wasn't as popular as he was last year but still, you know it's bad when the Jets figured that the perfect way to help Sanchez improve is by acquiring a hype machine who frankly wasn't that good (light way of putting it). I'm starting to think the Jets doesn't know how to develop quarterbacks and by the end of the day, attention is all they crave so I might as well contribute to the pile.

Whoa, whoa,
So it seem to me,
You made me mad
The way he threw,
And eternally it seems to be
Your fanhood's new,
So I know you're a fool
A Tebowtard, Tebowtard.

His game makes me hurl
A lone good thing is that he's tough,
His throw wouldn't curl,
Only a fool would love it 'nuff,
That's why I really hate
Those Tebowtards, Tebowtards.

Tebowtards please let me be
The fact you're all fools, (fact you're all tools),
When push comes to shove
The Jets should have thought it through,
I have more than enough
Of Tebowtards, Tebowtards.

Whoa, whoa,
So it seem to me,
You made me mad
The way he threw,
And eternally it seems to be
Your fanhood's new,
So I know you're a fool
A Tebowtard, Tebowtard.
Whoa, whoa...

*gets beaten to death by Tebow fans*

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