Song Parodies -> "I'm Boffing You Ewes"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Looking Through Yoiu"

Original Performer:

"I'm Boffing You Ewes"

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The Lyrics

Yesterday, Leough released Give Sheep Some Pants. Hmmm! Okay, I guess that would add a little something to the foreplay... :)

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I'm boffing you ewes, amid the fold
I sought a few ewes out on the wold
Into your quiver: arrows free-ranged
I'm bonking you ewes, pastoral aim

You’re disapproving, my plan you fear
My choice: behooving - undeterred, it’s clear
I don’t pound different, each time’s the same
I'm boffing you ewes, your wool’s aflame

Why, then do I, do ewes on cliff edge, why?
Mouton has lovely habit of pushing back all hard when plied

I’m slinking round thee, in herder’s way
Nice take: husband’ry, sheep-wifey lay
So lan-o-linness are you down there
I'm tupping new ewes, Aries affair

Why, should deny, myself this treat, ovine?
Hogget and tasty lambkins and golden fleece are so devine

I'm schtupping you ewes, with gloves, velcro
I’m flocking through ewes, stock-split tableau
Manger-irreverent some think: deranged
I'm bonking you ewes, wool, it’s the game

Baaa! On bovidae ranged
I'm-a hooking to ewes!
Yeah! I'm rooting you ewes!
Assuaged my sage phalange in granged engage

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AFW - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment

I see this was written in i-lambic meter...Happy Thanksgiving

John Barry - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Baaaaad and beautiful.

WarrenB - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Interesting ewes of ewephemisms.

Lifeliver - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Some really exotic subbing going on here - classically informed erudition applied to such a noble theme. 'Pushing back all hard when plied' - so that's the attraction! I never got that far with Lollipop. She was saving herself for Mr Ramjet.

Like fold/wold and the final line alliteration. Now I know the true meaning of animal husbandry. 555s

Wendy Christopher - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment

Aaaaaaarrgghh.... rinsing my brain, rinsing my braaaaiiinnnn...!!!

Some hugely artful wordplay in this brilliant parody, that conjured up some very vivid images (no, brain - stop, don't do it -clearyourmindclearyourmindhappythoughts..!) And bloody funny to boot. 555 at the very least :^)

Leough - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment

LOL throughout! Especially at "behooving" and the velcro reference! 555!

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