Song Parodies -> "Corpses I Fear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

"Corpses I Fear"

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The Lyrics

Another Zombie parody...

Corpses I fear as I spend my days in preparation
Dear God
Protect me from corpses in mobs
Save me from the corpses I fear

Shot to the head for the kill from my smoking gun
Or axe to the head for their skulls to split
Still reaching and fighting for my salty flesh to chew
Lust to kill

Sometimes there are just a few
Loitering with instinct to feed
But soon they come one right after another
Makes me ill

Day after day stuck with the same situation
You realize that there’s no end to it
You scream in vain for help as they all surround you
Down to skill

Corpses I fear while I fight on in desperation
Dear God
Protect me from corpses in mobs
Save me from the corpses I fear

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Patrick - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Sounds like you need to stock up on some more of that Hornaday Zombie ammunition. Just the thing to kill the dead.

Rob Arndt - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm surprised that other weapons are not considered for zombie movies like sonic and microwave. Sonic should at least disorientate them and microwave intense exposure would fry the brain! Kinda sick... but I wished the Germans had used the Sound Cannon on Allied troops in 1945 just to see if it really would have worked (they killed animals with it)!!!

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