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Song Parodies -> "Wasp Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Wasp Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my 100th Superhero parody and celebrates Janet Van Dyne (aka Wasp) who was Hank Pym's (aka Ant-Man/Yellowjacket/Giant Man's) wife. She was introduced to Hank while fighting an interdimensional monster that killed her father and Pym helped modify her into a Superhero with Pym Particles that altered her size from centimeters to hundreds of feet tall. She became Wasp and later in the Avengers continuity- Giant Girl. First to found the Avengers with Ant-Man they fought many battles. Pym had grafted micro-wings under her shoulder blades and she could fly at 40 mph. Her powers included stings of bio-electrical energy and emerging antennae to communicate with insects. She went from a shallow heiress to a loving companion to Pym who suffered an identity crisis disorder, emerging as Yellowjacket. But Janet took advantage of that and married Pym. But soon their lives were often spent fighting verbally and Janet fell into despair. Finally, during the Secret Invasion, the false Skrull Pym injected her with modified Pym Particles that caused Janet to become a living bio-bomb that was expanding. Thor had to take her into space and kill her which devastated Hank Pym who recovered and took over the role as the male Wasp. She lives on in the Avengers continuity as Giant Girl who can grow to 50-100 feet tall!
Shallow when Hank Pym met you
When your father was killed
Relationship grew over time
He modified you, Wasp girl

The chemicals were bio
It brought about size change
Firing stings of bio-matter
Grafted wings into your frame

First founder of the Avengers
Loved Hank with all your heart
Were a team when you fought together
But (always) seemed to drift apart

Married, then went into battle
A life filled with despair
Pym’s identity crisis grew
It pulled him far away from you
Skrulls, Thor put you out of misery
It shattered Pym’s world
Wasp girl

Janet Van Dyne was killed
Avenger’s Wasp girl…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/AVEN071.jpg

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Meriadoc - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
And here I thought it was gonna be a tribute to today's Arwen... ;)
Rob Arndt - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I could have wrote this as W.A.S.P. Girl ;-D

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