Song Parodies -> "Impotence"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

"Impotence"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Can't get it up? Want something that won't let you down? Make it a...nevermind.

Impotence, can't you stay out today
Impotence, can't you go away
Can't get it up, it won't go through
It's pitiful and girl said, "Ew!"
Impotence, why'd you keep things at bay?

Impotence, get out of my life
Impotence, let me use my fife
It freaking blows, can't use my dink
And you have ruined everything
Impotence, can't you get out of my life?

It's still down down down
It's still down down down
Oh...it's still down

Impotence, let me stretch a mile
Impotence, it'll be just a while
What I will need is Viagra
So please let me top the Niagra
Impotence, can't you let me stretch a mile?

Impotence, can't you stay out today
Impotence, can't you go away
Can't get it up, it won't go through
It's pitiful and girl said, "Ew!"
Impotence, why can't you just go away?

Feeling limp? Sorry, can't help you.

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