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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't I Doo-Doo In The Road?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't I Doo-Doo In The Road?"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Why can't I doo-doo in the road?
Why can't I just plop down my load?
Go into defecation mode?
Don't want my bowels to explode
It shouldn't be against the law
Why can't I doo-doo in the road?

Why can't I doo-doo on your lawn?
So that this tension will be gone
Oh why the heck is that so wrong?
Why can't I doo-doo on your lawn?
Dogs do it so why can't I?
Why can't I doo-doo on your lawn?

Why can't I doo-doo on the floor?
See, I can't find the bathroom door
Don't think that I can wait much more
Why can't I doo-doo on the floor?
It's biodegradable
So why can't I doo-doo on the floor?

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AFW - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny scenario..and I believe you could, if you're good with quick departures..
Porfle Popnecker - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's as though you were reading my mind when you wrote this. I've been asking the same questions for years.
2Eagle - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Do it on Flander's lawn - oops bad dog.
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
You mean that wasn't what Lennon was singing all along...?

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